Dan Takes on the Transvestite
Ok, so Bobbie wasn't thrilled I did this. It used be that the transvestite prostitutes worked near the house. They pretty well have moved on, but every once in a while they show up. The City has a law that provides mandatory jail time if they are found in certain areas. A picture works pretty well to help convict them. I have headed out with 1 million candlepower searchlights before. In this case, I decided to head out with my camera. This big he/she was not too happy. He/she tried to slap me (first picture) and then tried to hit me. All while screaming at the top of his/her lungs that 'white people can't tell me what to do'. I never figured that part out. He/she didn't land any blows - which was fortunate because I was laughing too hard to seriously defend myself. I am just sorry I didn't get more pictures!